Rapture Date Setter Rant
From Jim on 5Doves
If I hear another predicted rapture date, I think I will scream!!!

After 16 years of incessant, incorrect dates for the rapture, each year from spring to fall feasts, then starting all over again the next year, I’ve about had it. Disappointment after disappointment. They are ready to carry me away to the funny farm. In fact, I think I see them coming up the driveway to the front door right now. Is that their white van outside? Why are those guys carrying butterfly nets?
They’re coming to take me away, HA HA
They’re coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I’ll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they’re coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
But wait!
I can’t stop. I have an addiction. We have to keep watching. The signs are great and are getting greater. We are called to be watchmen. We must not stop now, when we are getting so close.
So, there is still a promising date this month. Then in November. Then in December. Then….

aaarrrgggghhh!!!!
Jim
Note from admin – Jim promptly followed this little ‘scream’ with another watch date for 2009. Once a watcher, always a watcher. : )
October 20, 2009
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